How to celebrate a child's summer birthday? One village birthday Trampolines, climbing walls, obstacle courses.

DAY VILLAGE.

Leading: Hello, good people!

Leading: Our bow to the guests and owners of the village _____________.

Leading: In our kingdom, in our state, namely in the one in which we live, like on a harrow, two hundred miles away, and there is a village on the two sides, the people there are cheerful, perky, they love to sing and dance songs.

Leading: And if the holiday is expected, then the honest people from both banks gather in the square. Welcome dear guests! Eh, a good start is a good start

Leading: Either the sea is rustling blue
Either the guitar sounds ringing ...
That the bright-eyed beauty celebrates the birthday -
To magnify her is _________.

Leading: On _____________ all there is rumor,
And the people is in a hurry to be honored.
Let the words pour like honey today
Yes, with all my heart, yes, wonderful.

Leading: They sing glory to her and bring gifts -
After all, she is worthy of these honors.
From family and friends, although it is crowded here,
But everyone wants to congratulate her!

Leading: And before you start the holiday, if you please say a word.

Leading: And the first word - to the head of the _____________________ of the urban settlement.

Leading: ___________________ we invite you to the stage, we accept you with honor, flattery. Come out in public honest, and glorify the land ____________________.

(performance)

GUESTS.

Leading: Yes, not from the far path,
Yes, from the neighboring side
Noble guests came to us.

Leading: You say a good word
The word is kind, but desired

_________________________________________________________

Leading: And what kind of good fellow is sitting, but in our
looking at the side?

Leading: Staten, he is smart, handsome
And spoken and talkative
How will he go into a rage now
There will be a holiday to glorify our

__________________________________________________________

Leading: You are a good noblewoman
Well dressed
Planted in a large place.

Leading: _______________!
Do you hear, we sing a song to you, we magnify you.
We call them by name, we call out here.

Leading: Her eyes are sometimes cheerful, and her gait is noble, her speech is delicate.

Leading: She will go to our stage - like a pavushka is floating.
Speech will speak - like a swan
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Leading: Eh, you are mother Rosseya!
The pines are like candles.
Drowning in the waters of the Pes River
The sun is late in the evening.

Leading: Hound the river with the village together
Like Ivan da Marya
Gay, Russia, listen to the songs ...
Songs and Tales!

Leading: You know al you don't know, but our guests are dear to us,
from our noble region, from the Shimsky region.

Leading: Look, they sing, they dance around,
They are preparing to start the audience!
Hey honest gentlemen
Dock here with us!

TOGETHER- Meet - the ensemble "___________"

Number ____________________.

Leading: Both people and districts have a birthday!
And is this, my friends, not a reason for fun?

Leading: So we will have fun, congratulating our district,
Attention! Smile everyone! So WE BEGIN!

Leading: We will now tell the tale.
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it.

Leading: We will not tell, but show.
A lesson to good fellows.

Leading: However, this is not a fairy tale.
Everything about her is true, gentlemen!

Leading: You will figure it out yourself
Without much difficulty!

Slavic music sounds.

Leading: Nowhere, in the distant kingdom,
In the ______________ state,
_______________ there is a district,
That you can't even avert your eyes.

Leading: he is rich in mansions
And wonderful gardens.
And gives him his light
The sun is red, there is no darkness.

Leading: Rushed up quickly
The domes of his churches.
And rings all over the area
The ringing is crimson, and the blizzards
Do not frighten the people there.

Leading: Day-day in love and honor
Life is in full swing. And people together
Honoring the traditions of centuries
For descendants, fellow countrymen.

Leading: Here are the legends of antiquity
How masterpieces are preserved
In wonderful songs, noisy dances
Yes witty ditties

Leading: And in wide round dances
In the creativity of the whole people.

BEST HOUSE.

Leading: In our fairy tale not at home
And the palaces and the tower
All neighbors have a feast for the eyes
We start rewarding

Leading: We will reward those today
Who is losing our own or the palace
Has brought to a wonderful glorious view
By replenishing the golden casket

Leading: We already walked, but on the courtyards of Tesov

Leading: Yes, we were looking for the master's yard.

Leading: His yard is all silk grass

Leading: Near his yard there is a forged tyn,

Leading: His gates are wooden

Leading: And the path is paved.

Description of the house.

Leading: And the owners in the house, gentlemen in the tower

Leading: Mistress of the House - Mistress in High

Leading: Prosperity owners for many years!

(flowers and gifts)

Leading: There are heroes in every sphere
And labor shock workers
Without your hands, without inspiration
You will never move mountains.

(To the place.)

Leading: We really appreciate this meeting,
Believe sincere words

Leading: All musical greetings
Today we are giving only to you!

Number _________________________.

BEST STREET.

Leading: We continue our tale
And we want to tell you about
How we reward the street
what we call youth.

Leading: This street is all decorated
And grass-ant, and flowers.

Leading: All the owners are solid
Everyone worries about order.

Leading: Well, the street representatives
We invite you to visit us here, show yourself and
gifts to receive.

(gifts and flowers)

Leading: You follow the street perfectly
Everything is clean, green, beautiful and cozy
You are standing on stage for a reason now
For this we congratulate you publicly

(To the place)

Leading: This is how we meet you here

Leading: And we present the awards to you!

Leading: And now they will sing for you,

Leading: In the song the soul will be opened

Leading: For your hard, necessary work.

Number ___________________.

BEST HOUSING PLOT.

Leading: we continue to award
and takes part in it
Surprisingly to all passers-by
Best home plot

Leading: Yes, on some of the streets ______________.
What are called New and Linear
There are different estates
With towers high and low
Carved and white stone.
The vegetable garden is golden!

Leading: The vegetable garden is not a vegetable garden
It just takes a miracle!
Come out to the people.

(Description of the site).

Leading: You are the owners - you plowed the plow
Every handful of earth was kept in little hands.

Leading: You have a rich harvest
All the surrounding people were surprised.

Leading: Please accept our low bow, for your love for the earth - mother.

(flowers and gifts)

(To the place)

Leading: Why are the honest people depressed?

Leading: Ali is not a nice holiday?

Leading: Some are cheerful, and some have hung their heads.

Leading: Well, shake yourself up?

Leading: Marvel at our artists.

Number __________________.

BEST COUNTRY.

Leading: Houses, plots, enterprises, microdistricts cannot be counted.
But there is also a private courtyard, I have something to boast of.

Leading: Oh, and our village is beautiful

Leading: And how rich! The cockerels are singing

Leading: chickens - cluck,

Leading: ducks - quack,

Leading: goslings - ha-gotcha,

Leading: And all in one courtyard at ____________________.
____________________ has been engaged in subsidiary farming recently, but you cannot call her farmstead small, because in her farm geese, ducks, chickens, chickens, goslings and even a goat coexist together.

Leading: Your ducks in the morning
Quack - quack - quack! Quack - quack - quack!

Leading: Your geese by the pond -
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

Leading: And Petya the cockerel
Early - early in the morning
Sings to you ku-ka-re-ku!

Leading: And _____________________ are invited to the stage. Living down the street ______________. They have been engaged in subsidiary farming for over 25 years. Today, in the personal backyard of the Smirnov family, there are 3 cows, 3 calves and 2 piglets.

(Flowers and gifts).

Leading: May your life path
Will not be thorny.
From thousands of smiles
Let it be sparkling.

Leading: Let troubles be your home
Bypassed by the side
Let it be in my heart
Love and peace.

(To the place)

Leading: Hey, accordionists and spoons,
Dancers and dancers
All the people have been waiting for a long time
Become a round dance.

Leading: Wider, wider circle, knock out heels.
Let's cheer up our dancers,
Let them dance faster.

Number _____________________.

Microdistrict.

Leading: Arrives in our piggy bank
And who's next? Here it is
In our village, everyone knows
That there is such a microdistrict!

Leading: Here everyone has joy: both who are small and who are daring!
There is where to amuse the strength of a young man, and to play folk games.
Small children frolic
Mothers' relatives will not get enough of them.
Street to street converge in a fair football match.

Leading: And where is this Grace?

Leading: Yes, not in a reserved land
On earth, not in paradise
Outside ___________________.

Leading: And who are these good magicians
Who put their labor into good health and joy for everyone?

Leading: And now you will see.
Well, the representatives of these streets seem honest to all people.

(Flowers and gifts).

Leading: And to all that has been said I would like to add
Let it come to your house
Happiness is pure light
May it always be in it
Joy to the world and advice.

(To the place)

Leading: So that the fun does not fade away
So you don't get bored

Leading: We invite artists
Songs to sing and dance.

Number ___________________.

THE BEST SMALL BUSINESSES.

Leading: The rumor suddenly arose from nowhere
They say a miracle happens
Of which the news has reached
The turn of the BEST SMALL BUSINESSES has come.

Leading: We invite __________________ to the stage of the director of the store "____________"
In the year _______, _________________ acquired the site and began construction of a new building. The store was opened on __________. The owner of this wonderful store has done a great job of improving both the adjacent territory and the exterior of the building.

Leading: Business, though not big
But they work with soul
Who is the best in the village?
-This is the store "_________"

Leading: Who knows how to work well
He knows how to have fun!

Leading: And now hurry up, musicians, come out
And give them a funny song!

/room/ ______________________.

Leading: I hasten to tell you - hello,
To wish you good health!

Leading: I hasten to say: goodness to you,
To wish you new happiness!

Leading: I hasten to say: joy to you,
Good luck, success and luck,
And wish everyone in the hall
Have a good mood!

Leading: You are great, mother Russia.
Your cities and villages are countless,
But every place has its own relatives
In the vastness of these, somewhere.

Leading: In the middle of a power ___________________
Where the waves of the forests are green,
Birthday celebrates today
An inch of Russia is ours _______________!

Leading: And so that our holiday does not end
We sit in a sieve

Leading: And we leave the stage
We are still chasing songs!

(Concert)

ENDING.

Leading: Our holiday is nearing its end

Leading: But just not about this,
We wish you in conclusion
There are still quite a few new meetings.

Leading: Yes! New meetings, large and different,
Workshops, farms and fields

Leading: So let your holiday continue, And in the days to come, and in business.

Leading: We love you, our village! You and I are good, light and joyful.

Leading: And today, on your ____th birthday, accept congratulations from us in your honor!

Leading: Honest Luda, living in the village of ________________ ...

ALL: Many summers!

Leading: To live in health, harmony, decorous, noble ...

ALL: Many summers!

Leading: Protect your house and honor your neighbors ...

ALL: Many summers!

Leading: And let you have a lot of friends - once!

Leading: Let your deeds be glorified - two!

Leading: Let you overtake the calendars - three!

Leading: May humanity live in peace - four!

Leading: Let your love be the same as the sun - five!

Leading: May human honor exalt you - six!

Leading: Let the warmth on earth be enough for everyone - seven!

Leading: Be famous for your deeds and successes -

Leading: This is for you from the bottom of my heart ...

ALL:... our toast!

Leading: The concert was held in a cheerful din,
How short he was
It was good for us with you-
Russian low bow to you!

Without pretending to be particularly original, nevertheless, I want to tell you about how we celebrated the first birthday of our baby. When planning this day, we wanted to make it unusual, interesting, not like other days for the child, and at the same time not change anything drastically - neither the environment, nor the daily routine, nor the food.

Without pretending to be particularly original, nevertheless, I want to tell you about how we celebrated the first birthday of our baby. When planning this day, we wanted to make it unusual, interesting for the child, not like other days, and at the same time not change anything drastically - neither the environment, nor the daily routine, nor the food. Toddlers at this age are very conservative, and we didn't want the child to get tired more than to experience joy. By our birthday (we have it in May) we have already managed to move to our country house, which also affected the "script" of the holiday. Waking up in the morning, the kid saw a room decorated with balloons. They were at the doll and the dog, hung on the wall, and some, if released, flew to the ceiling. On the wall were pictures of the baby from the moment of birth to one year old. The kid happily recognized themselves as small and large, bathing in the bathtub and playing with toys, as well as dad and mom. We decided not to dress up our little son, since he is not a fan of dressing up at all. They simply dressed him more solemnly than usual, and put on a beautiful suit for the arrival of the guests. But even the child's beloved cat "adorned itself" with a beautiful blue bow. We turned on children's songs, danced a little and went to have breakfast, and then go for a walk.

The guests were scheduled for the afternoon (a close family of three, including a five-year-old girl). By their arrival, dad lit a fire, was going to cook a barbecue. Mom and baby were blowing bubbles. And since this was the very beginning of the "season", everything - a fire, a small forest on our site, bright yellow dandelions, and bird polyphony - caused indescribable delight in the child. At first, we planned to celebrate a birthday in the city and wanted to organize a trip to the zoo. But in the village it turned out to be more interesting than in the zoo - live cows and sheep walked the streets, bellowing and bleating, horses galloping, outside the gates the hens were looking for something in the young grass, and a rooster crowed nearby. And what can we say about the ginger fluffy cat and the German shepherd puppy, which dad bought the day before. They were both spinning side by side, and the little one strove to stroke them every now and then. Then there was a small feast in a narrow family circle. Of course, the kid is at the head of the table. And although he probably did not yet understand the meaning of most of the wishes, nevertheless, he was very joyful, had fun and laughed. Since our son has a tendency to allergies, we give him very gentle food. But how can you do without a birthday cake for your birthday? There was a way out - the adults ate their own cake, and we made an "exclusive cake" for the baby. In a small mold, a baby cookie was laid on the bottom, to which the child is already accustomed, on top is a layer of corn porridge, which in color and consistency is very similar to semolina. And on it - decorations - a couple of strawberries, one sweet cherry, and in the center is a candle in the shape of a unit. The child played more with the berries than ate them, and all three had to blow out the candle - dad, mom and child. We ran a little with my sister and the puppy after the cat. Then the kid watched with delight as dad launched a kite "high into the sky, where the planes fly." And then he himself released one balloon into the sky in honor of one past year. The ball flew high, high and quickly disappeared from sight. First birthday ended. Of course, it is naive to believe that he will remain in the memory of a one-year-old child for a long time. We would like all his birthdays to be cheerful and happy, and that every year the baby is looking forward to this holiday with joy and impatience. Probably, the beginning was laid.

Hello! I come here from time to time, so you probably remember that my name is Victoria and I live in a village in the north of the Lipetsk region. And if you don't remember, then I remind you that my name is Victoria and I live in a village in the north of the Lipetsk region.
I was born on September 18 and every year I invariably arrange a holiday on this occasion. Welcome to my thirty-ninth birthday, which has all sorts of delicious food, cats, goats, as well as four innocently killed cockerels (no bloody details).

Under the cut 48 photos

1. I wake up today at this time:

2. Traditional view of the street - the day promises to be wonderful, Indian summer is in full swing:

3. I go out to the kitchen-bathroom block. The first to congratulate me is a young turkey sleeping in a mini-pen in the bathroom:


Became healthy! It's time for him to move for permanent residence with the rest of the birds, but for this you need to thin out the young cocky cockerels - I'm afraid they will offend the newcomer. We will do this today, but later.

4. The kettle is boiling, I set the table:

5. At the same time I cut and put in the oven crackers for the birthday "Caesar":

6. The gray cat Plush brings the fish closer to him with the power of his gaze:

7. After breakfast I sit down at my computer to receive the first government telegrams:

8. It's time to go outside for your daily morning business. Looking in the mirror before going out:

I look no worse than yesterday. It's like I'm still 38, yeah;)

9. First of all, I take the indica to the greenhouse - this is his last day in an isolated kindergarten, tomorrow he will walk like an adult:

10. By this time, the husband had already sharpened the ax and made a "head-ax" for the cocky birds. Here they are hanging, waiting to be cut:

11. And I have a meeting with ungulate citizens.
Gratuti!

12. Doyu Omabu Yakovlevna:


(At that moment, my mother was visiting us, so I had a personal photographer

13. We go out together to graze, we park:

14. On the way back, I set water and food to the bird pen:

15. My favorite red-haired dog congratulates me on my birthday:

16. It's time to start plucking and cutting roosters:

17. Kitty everything:

18. And the gray cat Plush continues to extort food, although he has already had breakfast twice:


Here it is - the pernicious influence of visiting mothers on agriculture!

19. With an easy movement of the hand, four birds are transformed into compact parts:

20. I tidy up the kitchen surfaces, and make the sauce for the festive salad in advance, so that I have time to infuse:

21. Time:

22. Time to have breakfast again:

23. After eating, I again fall for an hour into the arms of the Internet. Congratulatory telegrams continue to arrive:

24. In the midst of for, we go with my mother to visit and water the goats. Mom does not go to livestock empty-handed, she corrupts:

25. The weather is very summer, as much as +27, not a cloud in the sky:

26. On the way back we collect some ripe beans and eggs:

27. It's time to make a festive cake:

28. The cake was baked yesterday, spent the night in the refrigerator, and needs to be finished a little to perfection. First, coat with cream. For the cream I have in store fresh goat ricotta and cream taken from whole cow's milk:


I say right away - the moped is not my cow, not mine, I buy milk.

29. I decorate the cake covered with cream with fruits:


And I put it in the refrigerator until evening.

30. I sit down to tie a little. Yes, yes, I have another knitting:

31. But somehow knitting does not go well, the head is heavy. Probably, I did bring some cold virus infection from a recent trip to Moscow: (I decide that it won't hurt to just lie down with a fashion magazine:

32. Looking at fashionable pictures, I fall asleep imperceptibly ...

33. Wake up time:

34. Mom, while I was sleeping, fried chicken fillet for "Caesar", I just have to collect all the ingredients on three plates and pour the sauce:

35. The husband opens a bottle of Crimean brut. We clink glasses, of course, for me:

36. The gray cat Plush, with all its appearance, expresses its protest against the depriving of seals of salad:

37. At this time, a thunderstorm begins on the street:


The light goes out ...

38. We sit, chat, finish the champagne. We are not bad even without light.
Kitty everything.

Scenario Day of the Village (basis for work) Scenario of the holiday of the village "" Vedas. 1: Hello dear villagers ________________! Ved. 2: Good afternoon, dear guests! Ved. 1: And may he truly be kind to everyone who came here today. Let the anxiety and sadness leave you, and your eyes light up with joy, and the smile does not leave your face. Today we all have an unforgettable solemn day - a holiday of the village, a holiday of a dear, dear corner. Ved. 1: And we glorify those people who deserve to whom the village, their home, family are most important. Ved. 2: Let songs and smiles live in us, the birthdays of our parents, children and grandchildren, which means the days of our village, where we were born, where we live and work. Ved. 1: Our little Motherland lives, and we also live with it. Ved. 2: Let us have peace and happiness! Let our village live! Ved. 1: On our holiday, there are: ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ -________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1: The floor is given by ________________________________________________________________________ Vedas. 1: Thank you dear __________________________________________ Ved. 2: My village is called the hinterland, Warmly and affectionately called For the silence, for the pigeon, For the undemanding comfort. For the open sky, For the weighty weight of words, For the fact that the dawns smell of bread, For the revelation of the nightingales. My village is my foundation, It is not for nothing to call Him a remote place - The people know how to tell about it with all their hearts with a warm word. Ved. 1: The land you were born and live on is the land of our ancestors, your land and your heirs. Every path here is familiar from childhood. There is nothing more honorable than working on this earth, giving it all your love, believing in it and growing with it. Ved. 2: As you know, congratulations, awards and good wishes are an attribute of any holiday. And now I invite to the stage the chairman of the Village Council _________________________________________________________ Vedas. 1: Thank you for your words, dear ______________________________ Vedas. 2: Dear friends, you all know your native village well, here you were born, raised, your happy childhood years passed here. Home village! Many joyful events in life are associated with it. There is a road here, every path, every bench, every tree is familiar ... Vedas. 1: Wide, spacious, modern village today ________________. She is beautiful at any time of the year. Its streets and houses are beautiful, especially the people living in it. Let's imagine what it was like before us, how our grandfathers and great-grandfathers lived on this land, what they fought for, what they dreamed about. Ved. 2: (HISTORY OF THE VILLAGE: pre-war, war, post-war years, present time) Vedas. 1: Years pass, more than one post-war generation has grown up. The wounds of the veterans have healed, but the wounds of our hearts and our memory still hurt. We, the living, are always in an eternal and unpaid debt. Ved. 2: (HONORATION OF THE VETERANS OF THE WORLD LIVING IN THE VILLAGE) Vedas. 1: How many wonderful people there are Here on our side Masters of different professions You are known in the countryside. These people are familiar to everyone - Teachers and postmen, Physicians and salesmen Brigadiers, agronomists, Field growers, livestock breeders, These people are familiar to us, We are familiar with their deeds! Here they are, the heroes of the day! Ved. 2: In our country, any work is honorable if you give yourself up to it with all your heart, put all your strength into the work. Today we certainly have teachers. Their work unites people of different professions, since at the origins of the formation of each person is his first teacher, his native school. Your knowledge, creativity, open a window to the world for students, instill confidence in the future, help them find their right path in life. Ved. 1: Years, centuries will pass, the threads Will sink in the blue abyss of stars But the warm word "Teacher" Always touches you to tears Always makes you remember something Native, close to you ... In the twentieth century, or in the two hundredth - the Teacher is eternal on earth! Ved. 2: Our village has the most beautiful houses, the greenest forests, the widest fields and, of course, the most beautiful, intelligent, talented children study in our school. All of them achieved high results in studies, sports, social work thanks to a reputable and wise teacher. We ask the best teacher and high school students to step on the stage __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1: The land on which we were born and live is the land of our ancestors, our land and our heirs. There is nothing more honorable than working on this earth, giving it your love, believing in it and growing with it. The good hands of our livestock breeders do not know fatigue. And even if it is not easy, even if tired hands, their eyes are filled with kindness. We welcome the best livestock breeders to our festival ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Vedas. 2: Today in our hall there are people, without whom no locality can do. These are our esteemed medical professionals. In any weather, at any time of the day, they rush to our aid. This is ... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Ved. 1: Folk wisdom says: "If you want to live in some place for one year - sow millet, if you choose a place for tens of years - plant a tree, if you want to settle forever - raise a child." And today the smallest inhabitant of our village is present at our holiday __________________________________________________________________ Vedas. 2: Dear Parents! On behalf of all the villagers, we sincerely congratulate you on the birth of your daughter (son). We wish you good health and a good friendly family. Having a child is a great happiness for every family. But at the same time, it is a big work in education and responsibility for how he grows up. It depends on you how he will go through his life path. I would like to believe that this path will be bright! Ved. 1: And we would like to wish our little countrywoman (fellow countryman) to live even more years than our long-liver of the village __________________________________________________________________, who turned ____ years old this year! (presentation of a memento) Vedas. 2: - Early only the radiant sun will spray, Morning is met by all the children of the Fatherland. - Hello! - whisper flowers at dawn. Small children have a nice life! Mothers love them, fathers love them, the Motherland is generous with children doves. You will not find more beautiful than the Motherland in the world. Small children of the Vedas live nicely. 1: This is also a glorious life for our little fellow villagers in the kindergarten "__________________". Every morning, the little villagers rush to their warm, cozy corner, which has become a second home for them while their parents are at work. And parents are calm about their children: here they will be met by friendly, kind, affectionate educators and nannies. A friendly team is working here, which is headed by __________________________________________________________________ Vedas. 2: A kindergarten for a small child is the first steps in his independent life, where there are no parents and grandparents nearby. And his adaptation in the team depends on how he is greeted on the first day. And for many years now, with kindness in their eyes, educators ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ meet children every morning. Thank you very much for your hard work, for your kindness and affection. Ved. 1: There is a bright haven on earth, Love and faithfulness live there. Everything that sometimes only dreams of us, Ever nestled there. That is the heart of the mother! Ved. 2: At the holiday we have a mother-heroine __________________________________________________________________. (STORY ABOUT THE MOTHER-HEROINE) Vedas. 1: Dear friends! It is very pleasant to see how people decorate our village with their labor, and every year it becomes prettier. And we know that every family, every owner strives for order and comfort in the house, that there is cleanliness in the yard and near the house, flowers and trees are planted. Ved. 2: And today at the holiday we want to name the house, whose yard decorated the street _________________. This is a courtyard __________________________________________________________________, it was determined as the best by the Commission of the Village Council. How much effort and patience it takes to do everything that decorates your yard. Thank you very much for your work, for your imagination and love for your hometown. Ved. 1: Native land - my holiday and peace She alone will believe and help. As in childhood, I want to press my cheek to her. There is no other happiness and cannot be. Ved. 2: Native land is my dignity, All my life, no less and no more. She is always in me, and I will go into her Someday, I would like, later than the Vedas. 1: The land of my fathers, the land of my relatives. My love, care and reward. Probably, there is land and is more beautiful and warmer, Probably there is, but I do not need others. Ved. 2: Peace, kindness, prosperity, happiness to your homes, dear villagers __________________________. I sincerely want to wish that the relationship between your houses was only good-neighborly, that all misunderstandings were resolved only peacefully, that every morning was good, the day was good, the evening was beautiful, and the night was calm! We hope that the holiday of the village will become a good tradition and we will get together every year. Ved. 1: Until next time!

I'm actually a city dweller. But a cousin lives in my village a hundred kilometers from the city. Sometimes I come to her, most often in the summer. There is a wonderful river with clean sand. Fresh air, nature and all that ... I also sunbathe there to a beautifully chocolate color, that all the beauties fried in solariums silently smoke on the sidelines and choke with envy.
So ... I left the topic somewhere ... On November 15, right before my birthday, Yulka calls me and says:
- Hi Marish! How are you? Holiday greetings!
- I'm saying hi. - Why are you calling today? Happy tomorrow ...
- Yes, that's what I'm calling! - she choked with happiness. - My Rodoks will be knocked down tomorrow! Come to me! And let's note it here! It will be fun, I promise.
“Mmm, cool,” I muttered. - but what about the guests? The salads are there ... the booze ...
- Don't worry about it at all! Everything will be done. I've already thought about it. And the guests ... well, my friends will come, you know everyone. And Vasya will also come! Do you remember that dark-skinned man, he still fell for you ...
At the mention of Vaska, I winced.
- And maybe without him?
- As without him, he even bought a gift. As I heard about the birthday immediately went to the regional center!
- Oh, and what kind of gift? - I wondered.
- I WILL NOT SAY. Do not even ask. - Yulka was adamant. - Come.
- Okay, take a lot of money?
But Yulka has already hung up.
I sighed and thought with anguish that I would have to shake for an hour, or even an hour and a half, in an old PAZik ... collecting some things and assuring my parents that I would not drink stronger beer there, I drove off. The groove turned out to be super old. I got a place on the wheel and I was cheerfully tossed on every bump. In addition, although the windows were closed, it was blowing from all cracks ... and on the street it was November .... Closing my eyes to temporary inconveniences, I plugged in the headphones and began to enjoy the music.
To the village PAZik never got there. Broken. I went out and went on foot with some woman who insisted that she knew me. But, in my opinion, I did not see her point-blank. Walk just a kilometer. But she so exhausted me with chatter that I already stopped answering. She just nodded. Finally, we reached the village, and she immediately faded into the last house. I sighed with relief. It was already getting dark.
Yulka's house was all shining with lights. I went in and immediately Yulka and a fat girl pounced on me. Like Anya ...
“Congratulations!” They shouted vyingly and shoved some boxes.
- Thank you, my dears, - I thanked. And immediately put the boxes aside.
- Hey, in general, it is indecent to put away gifts without even opening them. Anya remarked indignantly.
I began to open the boxes. Anya presented ink, which I had never seen even in stores, and Yulka presented a flash drive in the form of a snake. I thanked the girls and we went to the room where the table was set. Lots of salads, different cuts - I was pleasantly surprised.
- Yulka, well, you give! Thank you, - I hugged my sister.
It's my pleasure! Go change your clothes, and hurry up. Guests are coming soon!
I went to Yulka's room, took off my jeans, which for some reason smelled of gasoline, and put on a dress. It was bright orange, very beautiful. And I haven’t worn it yet. As soon as I had time to change, the guests began to come in.
Vaska - talked about him, Oksanka, Katya and Sveta - Yulkina's neighbors, Vlad - Yulkin's boyfriend, Zhenya, Kostik - her classmates, and Lena, a very quiet girl, sometimes went swimming with us. I didn't even hear her voice.
Putting the whole bunch of gifts in the kitchen, we went to celebrate. To my surprise, there was no beer or wine on the table. There was only a five-liter bottle of moonshine ...
- Julia! What is it? I exclaimed.
“Moonshine,” she replied calmly. - Eh, pour for the birthday girl!
Booze, ugh birthday has gone. After the first one did not have a snack, between the first and the second there was a small gap ... Then I lost count of the glasses ... and my head started spinning. The huge bottle of moonshine was already less than half ...
I ran to the toilet and vomited immediately. After washing in the washstand and drinking clean spring water, I found that I was no longer drunk and my head did not hurt.
When I returned, the booze was in full swing. Yulka with her neighbors lit in the center of the room under Stas Mikhailov. Classmates and Vlad drank in one gulp (they organized a competition during the course). Vaska sat in a corner and threw seductive glances at me (in his opinion, seductive). And Lena ... oh Lena ... she drank the most and began to dance on the chair, something like a st ** tiz. But she danced awkwardly and so she was able to pull off the blouse. Only a short platishko above the knees lifted. The classmates and Vlad stopped drinking and stared at it with their mouths open. Vlad got a slap from Yulka and remained sitting with his mouth open. Vaska filmed on the phone. I took my phone away and threw it against the wall with the words
- No figs, shoot.
Vasya snuffled offendedly and after pouring a glass of moonshine left the house.
After 5 minutes Lenka stopped dancing and began to eat everything. Kostya and Zhenya fell asleep in plates of salad. The girls were dancing. Then I realized that Vaska was gone for a long time. I got dressed and went to look for him. And also apologize. Going out onto the porch, I heard Vaska's drunken voice. He found himself near the doghouse. Coming a little closer, I saw that he, embracing the evil Lyme, tells her:
- Marinka is a bitch, she never even looked at me! And I bought a new suit for this day, and not some bullshit, but for a thousand rubles! And also a gift ... I took a cologne from my father to scent. And what is she? ... but nothing!
The dog whined in agreement, he stroked her and continued to tell.
- I was hoping for a continuation of the night, my mother will now kill for moonshine ...
Unable to bear it, I stepped out of the darkness with the words:
- What?
Lyme tried to rush at me, but Vaska held her collar tightly.
- Che what? I want to marry you .. and my mother and father agree. They promise to give the house, and the grandmother gives her house ...
I snorted, but didn't laugh openly.
- Let's go to the house.
He got up, we went, but the whole crowd was already pouring out of the house into the street. We were also picked up.
- where are we going? - I asked Ani.
- This is our folk fun! She whispered.
My fevered brain has already refused to fantasize.
So we went along the main village street ... and then Lena sang loudly with an expression:
I was in the north
Digging for gold!
If not for my piz * a
I would be gone from hunger!
Such a wild rzhach made out me, but Anka picked her up:
I arrived at the collective farm
Named after Michurin
I knew fuck * ut
As if the heart sensed!
If there was no dirt around, I would have fallen, honestly, laughing.
Evidently Zhenya read my thoughts. He fell (his legs refused to hold his drunken body) and yelled all over the street:
- I'm a duck! I'm in a puddle!
Vlad sang:
Past the mother-in-law's house
I don't go without jokes
Then I'll shove a dick in the fence
Then I * will show you!
... and again received from Yulka ...
In general, we walked until the morning. They sang, then danced. Then they drank, then ... then all over again .. We walked around the whole village, woke up everyone we could. The windows were opened and everyone was cursing and threatening afterwards with a log, a poker and other things ...
This is how my birthday went ...
P.S. By the way, Vasya presented a piggy bank in the shape of a black cat with a chipped ear. So cute